Cows are amongst the gentlest of breathing creatures; none show more passionate tenderness to their young when deprived of them; and, in short, I am not ashamed to profess a deep love for these quiet creatures. ~Thomas de Quincey
All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. ~Grant Wood
As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists. ~Joan Gussow
A cow is a very good animal in the field, but we turn her out of a garden. ~Samuel Johnson
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk.
~Ogden Nash
When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose? ~Author Unknown